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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

2001 · 85 min

A gleefully silly, low-budget romp packed with kung-fu, vampires, and religious satire that never takes itself seriously.

Directed by
Lee Demarbre
Genres
Action, Comedy, Horror
Starring
Phil Caracas, Murielle Varhelyi, Maria Moulton
Tagline
The Power of Jesus Impales You!
Overview
The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

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Directed by
Lee Demarbre
Genres
Action, Comedy, Horror
Starring
Phil Caracas, Murielle Varhelyi, Maria Moulton
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Tone
  • absurdstrength 3 of 3
  • campystrength 3 of 3
  • satiricalstrength 2 of 3
  • lightstrength 2 of 3
Pacing
brisk, 3 of 4, from slow-burn to relentless
Attention
easy-watch, 2 of 4, from background-friendly to demanding
Themes
  • faith
  • identity
  • love
  • violence
  • rebellion
Places
  • big city
  • hospital
Era
contemporary
Audience
adult
Form
  • ensemble
Content intensity
  • Gore strong
  • Language mild
  • Violence strong
  • Sex mild
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Scales, 0 to 10
ScaleValue0 to 10
Action7
Horror4
Humour9
Realism1
Romance3
Tension3
Darkness4
Complexity3
Emotional weight2

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Directed by
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Starring
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Music
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