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Biff the Human Slayer

2026 · 53 min

A scrappy, silly blood-soaked romp that plays its delusional hero dead straight and winks at you the whole time.

Overview: A delusional vampire takes it upon himself to rid his town of violence. To do so, he teams up with a couple of freshly turned vampires, a stubborn christian struggling to adjust to his new truth, and a rook who is quick to adapt to hers.
How it feels: Absurd, dark, campy and satirical. Brisk and easy to follow.
About: Violence, identity, faith, found family
Content: Strong violence, gore and language. Mild sexual content.
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Tone: absurdstrength 2 of 3
darkstrength 2 of 3
campystrength 2 of 3
satiricalstrength 1 of 3
Pacing: brisk, 3 of 4, from slow-burn to relentless
Attention: easy-watch, 2 of 4, from background-friendly to demanding
Themes: violence
identity
faith
found family
obsession
Places: small town
Era: contemporary
Audience: adult
Form: ensemble
Content intensity: Gore strong
Language strong
Violence strong
Sex mild