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The VelociPastor

2018 · 75 min

A gleefully absurd, low-budget thrill ride that invites you to laugh at its earnest silliness and cheer for its bizarre hero.

Directed by
Brendan Steere
Genres
Action, Horror, Comedy
Starring
Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere
Tagline
A man of the claw
Overview
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Directed by
Brendan Steere
Genres
Action, Horror, Comedy
Starring
Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere
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Tone
  • absurdstrength 3 of 3
  • campystrength 3 of 3
  • darkstrength 2 of 3
  • satiricalstrength 2 of 3
Pacing
brisk, 3 of 4, from slow-burn to relentless
Attention
easy-watch, 2 of 4, from background-friendly to demanding
Themes
  • revenge
  • faith
  • identity
  • corruption
  • violence
Places
  • big city
  • countryside
Era
contemporary
Audience
adult
Form
  • nonlinear
Content intensity
  • Gore strong
  • Language strong
  • Violence strong
  • Sex strong
All scales, 0 to 10
Scales, 0 to 10
ScaleValue0 to 10
Action6
Horror4
Humour8
Realism2
Romance3
Tension4
Darkness5
Complexity3
Emotional weight3

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action, horror, comedy
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Cinematography
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75 min
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