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Millionaires' Express

1986 · 108 min

A chaotic, joke-packed martial-arts romp where every scene threatens to break into a slapstick brawl.

Tagline
All aboard for non-stop action on the wildest ride of your life!
Overview
What happens when a glamorous express, with high government officials, wealthy merchants, concubines and a gang of brigands on board, speeds towards the small town of Hanshui, where escaping bank robbers, corrupt officials, and gamblers await? Well, let's just say the Titanic had a smoother maiden voyage.
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How it feels

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Tone
  • absurdstrength 3 of 3
  • campystrength 3 of 3
  • lightstrength 2 of 3
  • satiricalstrength 2 of 3
Pacing
brisk, 3 of 4, from slow-burn to relentless
Attention
easy-watch, 2 of 4, from background-friendly to demanding
Themes
  • crime
  • greed
  • deception
  • found family
  • justice
Places
  • small town
  • countryside
Era
period
Audience
teen
Form
  • ensemble
Content intensity
  • Gore mild
  • Language mild
  • Violence strong
  • Sex mild
All scales, 0 to 10
Scales, 0 to 10
ScaleValue0 to 10
Action8
Horror0
Humour8
Realism3
Romance2
Tension3
Darkness2
Complexity4
Emotional weight2

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Details

Genres
action, comedy
Directed by
Sammo Hung Kam-bo
Written by
Alfred Cheung Kin-ting, Barry Wong Ping-yiu, Keith Wong Wang-Gei
Starring
Sammo Hung Kam-bo, Yuen Biao, Cynthia Rothrock, Kenny Bee, Olivia Cheng Man-Nga, Hsiao Ho, Rosamund Kwan Chi-Lam, Peter Chan Lung
Music
Melody Bank, Anders Nelsson
Cinematography
Andrew Lau Wai-keung, Au Kam-Hung
Runtime
108 min
Country
Hong Kong
Languages
Cantonese, Japanese, English

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