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Blonde Squad

2014 · 93 min

A campy, low-budget action romp with sexy spies, wooden dialogue, and explosive set pieces that's best enjoyed as a laugh.

Directed by
Benny Tjandra
Genres
Action
Tagline
Blonde, Sexy, Deadly
Overview
They're beautiful, they're brilliant, and they can kick your butt. Jill Masters is the toughest one that will take no prisoners. Brandi Nash is the hot, sexy, and the lethal one that uses her beauty to get what she wants. Sabrina Steele is the smartest brilliant leader of Blonde Squad. Last but not least is Jane Bond, the classy bad to the bone rookie who is hard-as-nails. They work for a man named Colonel Thorpe the head of D.I.C.E. from Langley Washington DC. The Blonde Squad are sent into action when the devious mastermind Contessa Dell"Oro, the evil leader of the Frogmen plot to destroy the world in 48 hours with her new X-bomb Nuclear Missile if the world leaders do not reach her demands on time. She will wipe out each country with everything in it every hour.
How it feels
Campy, absurd, light and satirical. Brisk and fine in the background.
About
Power, violence, betrayal, justice
Content
Strong sexual content. Mild violence, gore and language.
Note
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Directed by
Benny Tjandra
Genres
Action
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How it feels

Written by AI. It can be wrong.

Full breakdown
Tone
  • campystrength 3 of 3
  • absurdstrength 2 of 3
  • lightstrength 2 of 3
  • satiricalstrength 1 of 3
Pacing
brisk, 3 of 4, from slow-burn to relentless
Attention
background-friendly, 1 of 4, from background-friendly to demanding
Era
contemporary
Audience
adult
Form
None
Content intensity
  • Gore mild
  • Language mild
  • Violence mild
  • Sex strong
All scales, 0 to 10
Scales, 0 to 10
ScaleValue0 to 10
Action6
Horror1
Humour4
Realism3
Romance3
Tension3
Darkness3
Complexity2
Emotional weight2

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