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Vampires Suck

2010 · 82 min

A scattershot spoof that throws rapid-fire gags at the screen, mostly landing as silly, disposable fun rather than sharp satire.

Directed by: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy
Starring: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi

Tagline: Some sagas just won't die.
Overview: Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

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Directed by: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy
Starring: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi

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Tone: absurdstrength 3 of 3
satiricalstrength 2 of 3
campystrength 2 of 3
lightstrength 2 of 3
Pacing: brisk, 3 of 4, from slow-burn to relentless
Attention: background-friendly, 1 of 4, from background-friendly to demanding
Themes: love
identity
family
coming-of-age
Places: small town
school
Era: contemporary
Audience: teen
Form: mockumentary
Content intensity: Gore mild
Language mild
Violence mild
Sex mild

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Action	3
Horror	2
Humour	8
Realism	3
Romance	4
Tension	2
Darkness	2
Complexity	2
Emotional weight	1

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Genres: comedy, fantasy
Directed by: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Written by: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Starring: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Diedrich Bader, Anneliese Van Der Pol, Ken Jeong, Arielle Kebbel, Kelsey Ledgin
Music: Christopher Lennertz
Cinematography: Shawn Maurer
Runtime: 82 min
Country: United States of America
Languages: English, German

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