Movie

We're Going to Eat You

1980 · 90 min

A wild, campy ride blending kung fu action with cannibal horror and dark comedy, fast-paced and absurd.

Overview: Agent 999 is sent to a remote Chinese island to capture a notorious bandit named Rolex. Upon arrival, 999 begins to suspect that something is wrong, and soon learns that the island is inhabited by flesh-eating cannibals under control of a tribal chief. 999 ultimately teams up with Rolex to overthrow the evil chief and escape the island.
How it feels: Absurd, dark, campy and satirical. Brisk and easy to follow.
About: Survival, betrayal, power, violence
Content: Strong violence and gore. Mild sexual content and language.
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Tone: absurdstrength 3 of 3
darkstrength 2 of 3
campystrength 2 of 3
satiricalstrength 1 of 3
Pacing: brisk, 3 of 4, from slow-burn to relentless
Attention: easy-watch, 2 of 4, from background-friendly to demanding
Themes: survival
betrayal
power
violence
love
Places: small town
countryside
Era: contemporary
Audience: adult
Form: single location
Content intensity: Gore strong
Language mild
Violence strong
Sex mild