Don't Go Near the Park

A grimy, unsettling descent into ancient curses and urban decay, with a mean streak and a grimly absurd finale.

Directed by

Lawrence D. Foldes

Genres

Horror

Starring

Aldo Ray, Meeno Peluce, Tammy Taylor

Tagline

They were cursed to eternal life at the cost of their souls!

Overview

In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin. Their existence is discovered by an investigative reporter and a young runaway child and this leads to an unexplained and terrifying confrontation

How it feels

Dark, bleak, eerie and campy. Slow-burning and needs your attention.

About

Death, survival, family, betrayal

Content

Strong violence, gore and sexual content. Mild language.

Note

Written by AI, so it can be wrong. Full breakdown

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