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The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

2004 · 72 min

A cheap, silly, softcore vampire romp that plays like a late-night B-movie lark, more giggly than scary.

Overview: An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.
How it feels: Campy, absurd, satirical and light. Brisk and fine in the background.
About: Obsession, identity, sexuality, revenge
Content: Strong sexual content. Mild violence, gore and language.
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Tone: campystrength 3 of 3
absurdstrength 2 of 3
satiricalstrength 1 of 3
lightstrength 1 of 3
Pacing: brisk, 3 of 4, from slow-burn to relentless
Attention: background-friendly, 1 of 4, from background-friendly to demanding
Themes: obsession
identity
sexuality
revenge
deception
Places: None
Era: contemporary
Audience: adult
Form: ensemble
Content intensity: Gore mild
Language mild
Violence mild
Sex strong