We'll Never Have Paris

A cringe-comedy of romantic missteps that coasts on awkward charm and secondhand embarrassment more than laughs.

Directed by

Jocelyn Towne, Simon Helberg

Genres

Comedy, Romance

Starring

Simon Helberg, Melanie Lynskey, Zachary Quinto

Tagline

Based on a true story... unfortunately.

Overview

Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."

How it feels

Light, romantic, satirical and earnest. Measured and easy to follow.

About

Love, identity, betrayal, family

Content

Mild sexual content and language. No violence or gore.

Note

Written by AI, so it can be wrong. Full breakdown

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