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You Can't Win 'Em All

1970 · 97 min

A sun-baked, wisecracking adventure with gunfights, double-crosses and a treasure hunt, more buddy comedy than grim war drama.

Tagline: Two soldiers of fortune matching wits and guns against the armies of two nations!
Overview: During the 1922 Turkish Civil War, two Americans and a group of foreign mercenaries offer their services to a local Turkish governor who hires them as guards for a secret transport.
How it feels: Light, cynical, tense and satirical. Brisk and easy to follow.
About: Greed, betrayal, war, survival
Content: Strong violence. Mild gore, sexual content and language.
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Tone: lightstrength 2 of 3
cynicalstrength 2 of 3
tensestrength 2 of 3
satiricalstrength 1 of 3
Pacing: brisk, 3 of 4, from slow-burn to relentless
Attention: easy-watch, 2 of 4, from background-friendly to demanding
Themes: greed
betrayal
war
survival
loyalty
Places: countryside
sea
Era: period
Audience: teen
Form: None
Content intensity: Gore mild
Language mild
Violence strong
Sex mild