Movie

Killer Thong

2026 · 95 min

A gleefully silly, gory B-movie romp that winks at its own cheapness while chasing screams and laughs in equal measure.

Tagline: The thong is back in fashion… with vengeance!
Overview: Two low-budget dancers, Cashier and Old-Timer, reunite to perform a surprise birthday gram for Alex, a closet lesbian who is so grossed out by their crude performances that she has a nightmare of her girlfriends being stalked and killed by Cashier's supernatural KILLER THONG. As the only survivor, she must confront her fears, find a way to defeat the KILLER THONG and admit her attraction to women.
How it feels: Campy, absurd, satirical and eerie. Brisk and easy to follow.
About: Sexuality, identity, survival, death
Content: Strong violence and gore. Mild sexual content and language.
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Tone: campystrength 3 of 3
absurdstrength 3 of 3
satiricalstrength 2 of 3
eeriestrength 1 of 3
Pacing: brisk, 3 of 4, from slow-burn to relentless
Attention: easy-watch, 2 of 4, from background-friendly to demanding
Themes: sexuality
identity
survival
death
friendship
Places: home
Era: contemporary
Audience: adult
Form: single location
Content intensity: Gore strong
Language mild
Violence strong
Sex mild