Movie

Marriage Bites

2025 · 109 min

A goofy, good-natured creature-feature romp that treats marital strain like a monster to be wrestled with, silly and bloody in equal measure.

Overview: Rebuilding a stale marriage, Martin and Linda face an unexpected challenge when Martin is bitten by a vampire, leading them to test vampire theories and protect their town from the undead.
How it feels: Absurd, campy, light and satirical. Brisk and easy to follow.
About: Love, family, survival, identity
Content: Mild violence, gore, sexual content and language.
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Full breakdown

Tone: absurdstrength 2 of 3
campystrength 2 of 3
lightstrength 2 of 3
satiricalstrength 1 of 3
Pacing: brisk, 3 of 4, from slow-burn to relentless
Attention: easy-watch, 2 of 4, from background-friendly to demanding
Themes: love
family
survival
identity
loyalty
Places: small town
home
Era: contemporary
Audience: adult
Form: None
Content intensity: Gore mild
Language mild
Violence mild
Sex mild