Blood + Kisses

A cheap, grimy late-night vampire flick that drifts between soft-core seduction and clumsy gore, more likely to make you smirk than shudder.

A scrappy, low-budget vampire apocalypse that plays like a homemade action-horror romp, more earnest than slick.

A cheap, silly vampire thriller that plays like a late-night cable oddity, more amusing than frightening.

A cheap, sleazy softcore vampire tale that feels like late-night cable filler, more awkward than scary.

A slow, moody vampire tale that drifts between two couples, feeling dreamlike and unsettling rather than jumpy.

An old, creaky horror piece that moves slowly and feels more like a dark folk tale than a scare machine.

A cheap, sleazy period vampire romp that plays like softcore camp, more silly than scary and best enjoyed with low expectations.

A slow, sultry plunge into vampire seduction, more about atmosphere and desire than scares.

A cheap, sleazy office-set vampire fantasy that drifts along on softcore seduction rather than scares or story.

A cheap, self-aware slasher that plods through backstage banter before the killings, offering few scares beyond routine stalk-and-slash.

A slow, stagey German television take on the vampire tale, more moody and talky than frightening.

A cheap, gloomy horror quickie that leans on ancient-curse atmosphere and revenge, more silly than scary.